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- December 9th, 2015, 3:52 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
- December 8th, 2015, 5:32 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. ~Bob Hope, about his golfing
- December 7th, 2015, 5:00 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. ~John Updike
- December 6th, 2015, 6:23 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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I've spent most of my life golfing — the rest I've just wasted. ~Author Unknown
- December 5th, 2015, 4:26 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. ~Lee Trevino
- December 4th, 2015, 4:58 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. ~Brent Musburger
- December 3rd, 2015, 5:08 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan
- December 2nd, 2015, 5:20 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. ~Harry Vardon
- December 1st, 2015, 8:12 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course? ~Larry Nelson
- November 25th, 2015, 5:09 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. ~Ken Harrelson