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- November 9th, 2015, 9:13 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922
- November 5th, 2015, 6:10 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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The What If Golf Story Golf Jokes What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponen...
- November 3rd, 2015, 5:00 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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(When asked how the putt breaks) It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
~ Brian Weis
~ Brian Weis
- November 2nd, 2015, 9:41 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
~ Brian Weis
~ Brian Weis
- October 31st, 2015, 3:36 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.
~ Miller Barber
~ Miller Barber
- October 29th, 2015, 4:34 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
~ Brian Weis
~ Brian Weis
- October 28th, 2015, 4:27 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
~ Ben Hogan
~ Ben Hogan
- October 27th, 2015, 4:09 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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The older you get, the easier it is to shoot your age.
~ Jerry Barber
~ Jerry Barber
- October 26th, 2015, 4:59 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
~ Lee Trevino
~ Lee Trevino
- October 25th, 2015, 4:22 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wit & Wisdom of Golf
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My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.
~ Ben Crenshaw
~ Ben Crenshaw